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Auf dieser Seite findet ihr -in den verschiedenen Rubriken unter dem Titelbild- viele nützliche Infos rund um das Thema Vietnam und zudem jede Menge lustig-bis spannende Anekdoten aus meinem Alltag, als Schwiegertochter einer vietnamesischen Familie..

Samstag, 5. Mai 2012

Interview in Vietnam

Interviewer : “Excuse me. Have you got five minutes for an interview with you ? We are students from Ernst-Thälmann-School. We want to hear, how much you like Vietnam and why .”
Heinz-Hugo : “O.k. Na denn man tau . Her with your questions.”
Interviewer : “Thank you, sir , where are you from ?”
Heinz-Hugo : “Ich bin from Castrop-Rauxel.”
Interviewer : “Ah, Italy !?”
Heinz-Hugo : “No, Germany.”
Interviewer :”Ah, Michael Ballak .”
Heinz-Hugo : “No, Mesut Oezil.”
Interviewer : “What do you like in Vietnam ?”
Heinz-Hugo :”The beer. A lot of different beer-Sorten. And going to hairdresser.”
Interviewer : “But you nearly not hair , nearly bald … Something else you like ? The girls … ?”
Heinz-Hugo : “hmmmm. Yes. No. My wife, see Erna beside me, the most beautiful woman here !”
Interviewer : “What do you dislike in Vietnam , sir ?” 
Heinz-Hugo : “A lot. Nearly everything. I dislike hot weather, language, higher prices for beer for a foreigner, cold smiling of the people , so many vietnamese people here …”
Interviewer : “ What are you missing in Vietnam ?”
Heinz-Hugo : “Mettwurst. Sauerkraut. Bundesliga …”
Interviewer : “Do you want to come back one day in the future to visit Vietnam ?”
Heinz-Hugo : ”Sure. It’s so nice and cheap here !”
Interviewer :” Now I may interview your wife, Madame Erna, you don’t mind ?” 
Erna : “ Welcome. Sure. Hau rein.”
Interviewer : “ What do you like in Vietnam, Madame Erna ?”
Erna : “Cheap prices.”
Interviewer :” Something else ?”
Erna : “No. Yes, the fruits, fingernail studio, massage, cute children …”
Interviewer : “What do you dislike ?”
Erna : “Cockroaches in hotel. Ants everywhere, even in food, too hot, in supermarket too cool , meat zu zäh . Too much noodles , not enough Kartoffeln. Girls nearly naked. Traffic : nearly deadly dangerous to cross a street.
Interviewer : “Thank you so much to help us. Our last question : Do you want to come back to Vietnam and travel again ?”
Erna : “Sure. It’s so nice, so lovely here !”

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